August 2012
Why I use social network
is for asking people what’s for homework
is there for stalking celebrities
is for listening to music
and tumblr is my life .
plot twist: YOU are someone's tumblr crush
When a sibling makes a "yo' mama" joke,
Bitch, we have the same mom. Dumbass.
Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream
niall-sfavoritepotato:
Damn Harry. Your feet are the size of Thailand.
and you know what the capital of Thailand is…
Bangkok.
plot twist: your crush thinks about you as much as you think about him.
First album: Up All Night
Second album: Take Me Home
Third album: I Just Had Sex
Fourth album: The Condom Broke
Fifth album: We're Fathers
theyellowbrickroad:
chocolateavocado:
theyellowbrickroad:
thursdaydevoid:
theyellowbrickroad:
there is literally no appealing word for vagina
What about “love taco”?
get out
my mom calls it ‘Queen Victoria’
so she’s like “so hows your Queen Victoria” to me when my dad’s in the room and he has no idea what the fuck she’s talking about.
ur mom is creepy as hell and should be...
LETS JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THIS FANDOM
seducedbystyles:
crystaliturbe:
crying cause i made the dm one :’)
